To start of, lets get this clear, my tutors life choices teacher at school is the most annoying woman in the world!! (unfortunetly I also have her for Spanish!!) She is actually a spanish teacher, but some wonderful person decided to put her also as our life choices teacher. And as life choices is a bit like PHSE or what ever other people call it, it is funny when you are in a lesson with her because she always pronounces words in a really retarded way!! Like she says products and enphasizes the ucts and she sounds like a weirdo!!
It started of by someone saying at the begginning of the lesson, when she wasnt there yet, “dont answer any questions!!” and so we didnt, and we ended up having to finish it off in the next life choices lesson wasting about 30 minutes. We were basically trying to piss her off without her knowing we are doing it on purpose.
So when litter duty came along, (separating the school into areas and groups have to clean up their area) we all decided to run away from her because our school is massive, with more than 1,600 students!! It went on for ages, and it was halarious!! Although quite tiring, it was worth it completely!!!
About half of us (ish) went a different way than the others, and later we found out that our teacher ways standing were the others ran through, and they got caught. It eventually narrowed down to about 5 of us, and it was like a 4 year olds game, running away and fooling around.
We all then decided to go back to class after being in the history block and talking to a girl sitting outside the class and a teacher came out and asked us what we were doing, we quickly said litter duty, and were out of the building sharpish. So that was kind of it, we went back to class, and as we were walking to the door to come into the hallway, everyone was staring at us from in the class, it was not embarassing, just weird!!
As we were walking down the hall, (slowly walking), a french teacher was talking to another teacher right down the hall, she said what are you doing, just as we stopped outside our class, at the same time our life choices teacher was saying come in. The french teacher repeated herself again and we were like to our teacher, someone is talking to us we cant come in. So both teachers were outside and we got told of and the french teacher told us to go to her office at break the day after (the last day of school before the christmas holiday) and she wrote our names down so she knows if we didnt turn up.
We were standing outside her office the next day, and we were a bit scared and all had our stories like “Oh, well, I said to everyone we should come back” and like “We were looking for you!” and the two boys who were there because they had been rude to our teacher said they would say “We were running around, but we made a game of picking up litter it was so fun we forgot to come back!!”
We couldnt find the french teacher, but then she finally came down from the end class of the language corridor and told us just because we had come meant we could go. We were happy enough and went down stairs and outside.
I still hate my life choices teacher.
